Two factors led to my consuming Trader Giotto's Flatbread Pizza on this evening. First, wifey went to pilates. This left her with no time to prepare a detailed meal so quickness was of the essence. The second is that it was a meatless pie, and meat is something that is absolutely verboten on Ash Wednesday (unless it's a KFC Double Down; then all bets are off)! Therefore, the only toppings (if you will) on this pie were its mix of cheeses. There were four of them in all: mozzarella (yes!), provolone (OK...), asiago (you're losing me!), and ricotta (EWWWW!). After a 15-minute cooking time, it struck me that there looked to be a little more cheese on the pie than I usually prefer. But no matter! I was hungry, and, in a pinch, this would certainly do!
I have to give credit to Trader Joe's on this product. The sauce on the pie was ample enough that the cheese did not overwhelm. Said sauce had a better taste than I usually expect from a frozen pie (it should be stated that this is not actually a frozen pie; it is to be stored in the refrigerator). The crust consisted of a handmade ciabatta. It had a perfect texture, residing somewhere in the ideal nether world of soft and crunchy. It even had some fine seasonings on it, although I cannot actually say if it came like that, or if the wife worked some magic while I was putting the baby down for bed.
Serving-wise, it certainly looks small when you look at it, but four slices did me just fine. Put it out for two with a salad and you should be pretty much good to go!
Thus far, you are probably saying, "Dude, this is a rave. I'm going out to get me one right now." So before you grab the car keys and head out to your local Trader Joe's, I will just get swiftly to the negative: I had to go to the bathroom approximately 15.28 seconds after standing up from the dinner table. I mean, maybe that's me! I am not a big fan of ricotta. The texture. The taste. And apparently its ability to send me careening toward a toilet at a speed reminiscent of Randy Johnson's fastball at his mullet-rocking peak.
Look, I didn't mean to gross you out. If you are cool with all sorts of cheeses, feel free to purchase this pie. I think you will really like it. However, if you have a delicate stomach like me...you might want to...uh, you might want to...oh boy...sorry, I've got to run!
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